Introducing the El Gordo! This behemoth of a creation is a mean feat for any man or woman to tackle. Many have tried and many have failed. A few heroic humans have braved this 12 inch, meat filled titan.

 

Those who have, are forever remembered on our leaderboard of glory and their record timings embellished in history. If you think you can take the top place in our hall of El Gordo fame and you succeed, then you will not pay a cent for it! Do you dare?